So, we've all had the e-mails promising us millions... and we all know they're a scam... it appears that now we have ICQ people trying to solicit money...

10:47 <@root> Message from unknown ICQ handle 204857947:
10:47 <@root> Hello, i have a problem, i have a rent debt for apartment where i
              live, and i cant fix it. Im trying to find somebody who will
              understand my situation and will agree to help me with money what i
              need. Maybe you can help ?

(yes, I use bitlbee, yes this is a message from someone that I don't know, yes it just seemed weird to me...)

12:51  * john prods iDunno with a sharpened tree, some more.
12:51 < Dave> john: try talking
12:51  * iDunno wobbles his leg even more.
12:51 < Dave> sometimes he even listens
12:51 < john> fuckwit.
12:51 < iDunno> Dave: really? when? :)
12:51  * john breaks iDunno's legs
12:51 < Dave> 'sometimes'
12:51 < john> ;-)
12:51 < Dave> duh
12:52 < iDunno> john: cool, I can claim compensation.
12:53 < john> yeah.. from the imaginary criminal injuries compensation service.
12:53 < Dave> cool
12:53 < Dave> imaginary compensation
12:53 < iDunno> yup, they've taken 2 billion off you and it's in my imaginary swiss bank account.
12:53 < iDunno> accruing imaginary interest.
12:53 < john> hehe
12:53  * Dave imaginerily robs the swiss bank
12:54 < iDunno> and being use to launder other imaginary money.
12:54 < john> imaginerily?
12:54 < john> is that an imaginary word?
12:54 < Dave> yip
12:54 < Dave> 10 point to john
12:54 < john> woo.
12:54 < iDunno> Dave: you're going to imaginaraly rob and imaginary swiss bank?!
12:54 < john> 10 real points?
12:54 < john> yeah. just imagine.
12:54 < john> :-/
12:54 < Dave> iDunno: its been done
12:54 < Dave> IN MY MIND
12:55 < john> see.. he was just imagining.
12:55  * iDunno watches the imaginary money launderers imaginarily hunt down and assassinate Dave
12:55 < Dave> not imaginarily assassinate?
12:55 < john> mm.. imaginary death.
12:55 < iDunno> (with imaginary large black dildos)
12:55 < Dave> is it just imaginary that they are large?
12:55 < john> mm.. imaginary dil...  er, wait.
12:57 < iDunno> well, given the "hole" object is an imaginary Dave robbing and imaginary swiss bank, I think that they can either be entirely imaginary, or, do you mean you want a small black dildo?
12:57 < Dave> not too bothered
12:57 < Dave> since they're imaginary
12:57 < Dave> they can be big, if you'd prefer
12:57 < iDunno> well, obviously a large black dildo would be easier to assassinate people with than a small one.
12:58 < Dave> what about a flesh coloured one?
12:58 < Dave> does that alter its killing abilities?
12:58 < iDunno> of course it does...
12:58 < Dave> more 'ewww' factor
12:58 < iDunno> black is the only way to go, for the embodyment of evil.
12:59 < john> you should add some imaginary spikes.
12:59 < john> for more evil.
12:59 < Dave> that is evil
12:59 < iDunno> imaginary spikes on an imaginary black dildo, for use in assassinating an imaginary swiss bank robber... hrm... yes...
13:00 < Dave> wait
13:00 < john> ?
13:00 < Dave> i'm not imaginary
13:00 < john> true.
13:00 < john> or is it?
13:00 < iDunno> that could hurt a bit.
13:00 < iDunno> Dave: of course you're imaginary...
13:00 < iDunno> you're only words on a screen
13:00 < Dave> i am not
13:01 < Dave> words on 5 screens
13:01 < Dave> proably more
13:01 < Dave> i bet dave is a fairly common irc nick
13:01 < john> and a watery skinbag in that chair...