Cold Calls and Marketing Morons
Dear cold calling goits, will you please learn that the landline of this house is not the home owners, and that asking for Mr Parker will get you the question of "which". Asking for the one that's the home owner is likely to get you sworn at as that Mr Parker died getting close to 2 years ago.
Now, stop damned well calling me.
(OK - so I normally know on the basis that there is caller id on the landline, but it's still damned annoying!)